* Be different. Not like any others.

This is what I’ve been working on recently for my Copywriting assignment.
I need to look for a print ad and make a whole new copy out of it.
I choose the not-so-new Tiger beer ad and turn it into the above.
The background picture, I took it from Deviantart. I was in a hurry and didn’t get to credit him/her.
Sorry. :X
Do tell me if you know who’s this picture from so I can credit him/her.

What do you think? Do you like it?
Well, I hope it didn’t turn out too sucky.
I’ve did another one as well, but the copy is with my friend. ):
I actually need to do a presentation for this last Thursday but I’ve got some skin thingy going on after I came back from Murni the night before.
My body is red with patches and its super itchy and thus I skipped my presentation. When I woke up in the noon, everything’s gone and I yay-ed because I don’t have to go to doctor.
I asked my group mates if they presented on behalf of me or we have to present it the next week.
They presented on behalf of me and guess what, my lecturer asked for mc.
I’ve got none. ):
‘If you’ve got none, you get zero.’ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Die die also need to see doctor. Damn sad can.
Doctor: What problem are you having?
Me: @.@ Er…….. I’ve got ‘fung mok’ (the name of the stupid skin thingy in chinese) last night, but I actually recovered from it but my lecturer needs a mc so……………………
Doctor: Oh, ok. I’ll give you some medicine in case it comes back.
Me: Oh… Okay………… -___________-

Done!! That’s like super fast man. I’ve never seen a doctor this fast in my life.
Bloodyhell man, cost me Rm40!!! Feel as though I use that 40 bucks to buy back my marks and I actually did my work!!
Life is full of shit sometimes. Whenever I’m having money crisis, shits like this alwayssssssss happen. Grr!

Anyway, just the other day when I went for a drink with my friend, he told me he received this email that explains what marketing is. Those are the terms that I use to study in class and I personally find it kinda hilarious.
Enjoy. (:

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride,
and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich, I want to marry you.”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.

I’ve got work, but I’m super lazy.
Procrastinator signing off, wtf.